(Source: zenithianhero, via thrillgamesh)

jennineko: Yeah unsolicted dick pics are the worst
jennineko: like, your junk is not a gift
jennineko: pizza is a gift

isei-silva:

hamsterloki:

babygoatsandfriends:

ifoughtsohard:

As you may or may not know, I was gone on Saturday to visit my aunt and her baby goats.

It’s too cold for them outside so we set up a play pen for them in the living room. We had just put them in and they were a little nervous.

Holy FUCK its a symphony of BEEEHs and MEEEEHS

OH GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

oh look draenei kindergarten

(via dogslug)

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via dogslug)

iridescentfilms:

Jena Malone and Carey Mulligan in Pride & Prejudice (2005) directed by Joe Wright

iridescentfilms:

Jena Malone and Carey Mulligan in Pride & Prejudice (2005) directed by Joe Wright

(via asynja)

menwholooklikevikings:

All photos by myself, Augusto Severo

menwholooklikevikings:

All photos by myself, Augusto Severo

(Source: franslair, via nineprotons)

"I’m definitely pro-selfie. I think that anybody who’s anti-selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like, ‘Thank you.’ I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you. I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t Google, you know, ‘What does my friend look like today?’ For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world – I think that’s a great thing."

- Ezra Koenig being an angel [x] (via erohwid)

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oftpffft:

taskscape:

whipcrackinfloozy:

pussylesqueer:

Claire Pettibone’s Heritage Lingerie Line.

if i ever get married

Fuck marriage I would wear that round the house for me

. .. .. . want.

(Source: kitscaboodle, via hookteeth)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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