|jennineko: Yeah unsolicted dick pics are the worst|
|jennineko: like, your junk is not a gift|
|jennineko: pizza is a gift|
As you may or may not know, I was gone on Saturday to visit my aunt and her baby goats.
It’s too cold for them outside so we set up a play pen for them in the living room. We had just put them in and they were a little nervous.
Holy FUCK its a symphony of BEEEHs and MEEEEHS
OH GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
oh look draenei kindergarten
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.